Don’t F*ck Up Your Maternity Photos: The Wandering Mama’s Guide to Booking That Shoot
Hey, mama.
First off—congrats on creating life and still managing to (mostly) remember where your phone is. You’re killing it. You’re growing a whole-ass human and want to capture this magical (exhausting, swollen, sometimes gassy) time in your life with a maternity photo shoot. Amazing. But before you book the first person with a camera and a Pinterest board, here’s what you actually need to know—no sugar-coating, no fluff, just the real deal. And we’re here to make sure you don’t fck it up*.
At Wandering Media Co., we believe maternity sessions should feel like you—honest, beautiful, maybe a little chaotic, but 100% magic. So before you book your shoot (hopefully with us 😎), here’s the no-fluff guide to doing it right:
1. Book It Before You Blink
The golden window for maternity sessions is 28–34 weeks. Your bump is perfectly round, your energy hasn’t completely peaced out yet, and you’re probably still able to tie your shoes (or at least pretend to). Also, by then your bump is gorgeously round, you’re probably still semi-comfortable, and you won’t need a forklift to get up off the floor. Trust us, you’ll thank yourself later.
Just the tip: We book up fast—especially for golden hour slots or seasonal sessions. So reach out early. No one wants to be waddling through a field at 38 weeks wondering why they didn’t do this sooner.
2. Wear What Makes You Feel Like a Damn Goddess
This is not the time for self-doubt or “but what if I look big?” girl—YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK BIG. You’re growing a baby. You’re a damn goddess.
Wear something that makes you feel like the radiant, powerful, snack-craving queen you are. Think flowing gowns, body-hugging dresses, or even bare belly + jeans vibes. Comfort is key, but don’t be afraid to go full glam if that’s your jam.
Also, neutral tones, earthy colors, and pastels photograph beautifully. Just maybe skip the neon leopard print unless you’re really going for “Baby’s First Rave.”You don’t need to show up in a sequinned gown on a mountaintop (unless you want to—we’re into that). But you do deserve to feel amazing. Think flowy dresses, soft knits, a little lace, or even jeans and a bare bump if you’re feeling bold.
We’re all about helping you style the shoot so it feels authentic—not Pinterest-perfect, unless that’s your thing.
3. Location, Location, Vibe Check
Do you dream of golden hour in a wildflower field? A moody, minimalist studio vibe? Or maybe you’re all about cozy, in-home sessions where you can lounge in your undies and not stress about stepping in goose poop. (Highly underrated, by the way.)
Wherever you choose, make sure it feels right for you.
Want golden light in a wildflower field? Let’s go.
Want to stay in and shoot soft, documentary-style moments in your space? We’re already packing our gear.
4. Bring the Crew… or Just Show Up Solo
Want your partner in the pics? Cool. Want your toddler, your dog, and your pet turtle? Sure, go wild. Just prepare for snack bribes, chaos, and the possibility of at least one meltdown (could be yours, could be the dog’s).
But real talk—maybe you want a shoot that’s all about YOU. That’s valid too. Some of the most stunning maternity sessions are just you and the bump. You’re allowed to make this shoot a celebration of your journey, with or without the chaos crew.
5. Spoiler Alert: You’re Gonna Look Amazing
We know how it goes:
“But what if I look awkward?”
“I feel so huge.”
Girl, stop. You’re growing a tiny human—of course your body is changing. That doesn’t mean it’s not freaking beautiful and you deserve to feel like the fierce, glowing, snack-hoarding queen you are.
Our job is to make you feel seen, not staged. You’ll laugh, maybe tear up a little, and walk away with images that feel like you—just turned up to 11.
You got this, mama. Now go rock that bump like the badass you are. 💥
Let’s Make Some Maternity Magic
So yeah. Don’t overthink it. Just book the shoot, trust the process, and let us capture this wild, beautiful, exhausting, incredible chapter of your life.
👉 Click here to book your maternity session
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💌 Shoot us a message if you’ve got questions—we’re here for all of it: the nerves, the laughs, the bump bloopers, and the magic.
You’re not just glowing.
You’re f*cking radiant. ✨
